INDIAN WANT COFFEE

This pretty  much sums it up. 

Indian Wanting Coffee:

An Indian walks into a  cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the  other.  He says to the waiter: 

"Want coffee." 

The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."

He  gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... 
The Indian drinks the  coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the  shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then  just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He  has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with  the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: 

"Want coffee." 

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! 

We're still cleaning up your  mess from yesterday.  What was all that about,  anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, 

"Training for position in  United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,  leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of  day."

NOVEMBER 2012 --- VOTE  WISELY!