Saint Nancy

CLEVER CATHOLICS ... ST. NANCY PELOSI

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D.C. , an aide to
the former House Speaker
Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in
D.C.. He told
the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next
day's Mass, and
he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the
congregation
and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a
saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and
there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain
views of Pelosi's."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and
now for a
donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the
congregation
you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can
use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the
Sunday
worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left
side of the
center aisle.
As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed
out that
Nancy Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While
Nancy
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is
not numbered
among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most
egregious views
are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to
flip-flop on many
other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb
sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a
cheat, and a
thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a
Catholic I have
ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using
her wealth
to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for
shirking her
Representative obligations both in Washington , and in
California . The
woman is simply not to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President
Obama,
Nancy Pelosi is a saint ."

Gosh, I love being around Catholics !!!