Saint Nancy

CLEVER CATHOLICS ... ST. NANCY PELOSI

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D.C. , an aide to
the former House Speaker
Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in
D.C.. He told
the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next
day's Mass, and
he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the
congregation
and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a
saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and
there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain
views of Pelosi's."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and
now for a
donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the
congregation
you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can
use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the
Sunday
worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left
side of the
center aisle.
As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed
out that
Nancy Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While
Nancy
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is
not numbered
among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most
egregious views
are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to
flip-flop on many
other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb
sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a
cheat, and a
thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a
Catholic I have
ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using
her wealth
to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for
shirking her
Representative obligations both in Washington , and in
California . The
woman is simply not to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President
Obama,
Nancy Pelosi is a saint ."

Gosh, I love being around Catholics !!!

Wyoming Declares War on the USA

Wyoming Declares War on the USA  

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

 

"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented cowboy voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Bud's Bar in Laramie, Wyoming , I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news!
How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Bud's Bar. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day… “President Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harold’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the coffee shop have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Oh Lord," said Archie, "l'll have to call you back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners.."

WYOMING CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

If you’re from Wyoming, you won't even need to be told to pass this on.

GOD BLESS WYOMING!

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AZ GOV BREWER VS. PHOENIX SUNS OWNER

 

 

 

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer vs the Phoenix Suns owner 

  

The owner of the Phoenix Suns basketball team,

Robert Sarver, came out strongly opposing AZ's new immigration laws.

Arizona's Governor, Jan Brewer,

released the following statement in response to Sarver's criticism of the new law: 

"What if the owners of the Suns discovered that hordes of people were sneaking into games without paying? What if they had a good idea who the gate-crashers are but the ushers and security personnel were not allowed to ask these folks to produce their ticket stubs, thus non-paying attendees couldn't be ejected. 
Furthermore, what if Suns' ownership was expected to provide those who sneaked in with complimentary eats and drink? And what if, on those days when a gate-crasher became ill or injured, the Suns had to provide free medical care and shelter?" 

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer

 

 

Finally someone is making sense.  Hope she keeps up the good work. 

 

 

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I-90 will be closed tomorrow across South Dakota ..

They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal so

they can add Obama to Mount Rushmore .....

They had to settle for a material such as coal,

they couldn't find a 200 ton piece of crap.

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How Mitt Suckered Newt

HOW MITT SUCKERED NEWT
By DICK MORRIS
Published on The Hill.com on January 31, 2012

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For students of American politics, following the way the Romney campaign played Newt Gingrich in Florida is a lesson to learn and to keep. Romney's people must have realized that Newt does best when he is positive. His bold ideas, clear vision, revolutionary insights and extraordinary perspectives resonate with voters and win him millions of supporters.

Romney, less compelling but more consistent, doesn't need stellar debate performances or bold vision to win. The case for the former Massachusetts governor is more circumstantial: He can reach out to independents by virtue of his past apostasies on healthcare and abortion. He looks, talks and acts like a president. His record of job creation is exemplary.

But Newt needs the bold sally, the breathtaking moment of rhetorical clarity, to prevail.

So Romney's people set out to mire Newt in negatives so he couldn't and wouldn't get out the positive message he needed to project to prevail. They tormented him with negative ads in Iowa. While the ads were generally accurate -- the allegation about backing China's forced-abortion policy aside -- they presented only one side of the story and were stinging in their impact. Without funds, Gingrich couldn't answer the negative ads. He fumed but watched, in impotence, as his vote share fell away.

In Spanish bullfights, the picadors torment the bull by sticking darts into his shoulders. Enraged, bleeding, frustrated and in pain, he lowers his head, snorts, paws the ground and charges straight at the matador, oblivious to the sword awaiting him behind the red cape. That's about what Romney did to Gingrich in the January primaries.

Enter Sheldon Adelson, a Vegas billionaire who loves Newt. His affection runs so deep that he gave Gingrich the funds to destroy himself. With Adelson's reported contribution of $5 million-plus, Newt had the weapons to fight back with his own negative ads. In a rage, he put them on TV and devoted his time in the debates to throwing accusations. RomneyCare. Abortion. Gay rights. The taxes Romney paid and the ones he advocated. Massachusetts moderate. No, make that Massachusetts liberal. They tripped off his tongue and his super-PAC put them on the air. Sheldon paid the bill. But Newt paid the price.

No longer was he Newt the visionary, the leader, the intellect. He was a Nixonian caricature of himself, wallowing in negatives, forsaking the chance to explain himself and his ideas for the chance to jab with attacks.

Newt needed to rebut. Newt needed to go positive. Newt did not need to go negative. He should have used Adelson's funds to reply to Romney's attacks and then to articulate his bold plans for his first day in office. He did not need to exchange punches with Mitt.

As Newt lost his aura, Romney surged. At times, it seemed that Gingrich was motivated more by fury -- like the Spanish bull -- than by ambition or strategic sense. He had lost his cool, and all could see it.

In the end, his foray into negatives raised again the specter of Newt the loose cannon, firing any negative that came to hand. Newt the destroyer who shut down the government and handed Clinton the election in 1996.

Romney pulled Newt off his game. Late on the Monday night before the primary, we had a vision of what could have been. Newt went on the "The Sean Hannity Show" and laid out a sweeping plan for his first month in office. His obvious grasp of the legislative process and the potential reach of executive action was vintage Gingrich. Where had he been all campaign? Wallowing in negative campaigning, courtesy of Romney's strategy in playing him.

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